Obnoxious Gal

Daydreaming about the writing life

The Illness or Medicine You Can Hug

Friday, July 10th, 2009

Sometimes, you just want an educational toy with the ability to make people go “aww” and “what the hell” at the same time.

Introducing giant microbe plushes! Made of durable and huggable material, these little guys come in adorable forms such as: brain cell, common cold, E. coli, herpes, mono, penicillin, MRSA (with a Dracula cape), [...]

Gel Pens & Breath Strips

Friday, June 26th, 2009

Originally posted in the Minibites section of the Tchotchke Attic in November 2005:
I bet you feel pretty special when you spot an inexplicable object. I bet you feel golly-gosh special when you take a picture of said object, post it on your site, and make wry, saracstic comments about its inexplicablness-ity. Well, I feel really [...]

Two great tastes that… um…

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Like any person with a fair chance of developing diabetes, I love sweets. Pastries, gummies, cakes, pies–if it’s sweet and there’s a chance that my health will suffer, I’ll push it down my gullet. And with the summer Southern heat intensifying day by day, I turn to ice cream for cool, sweet comfort.
But it’s never [...]